Astrological interpretations of the Bible

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus was a pisces

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No he wasn't, dummy. No-one actually knows his birthday.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Virgo, born of the virgin

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Born in the age of pisces, which is directly opposed to virgo on the zodiac. So the alpha and the omega. Also, atleast four of His apostles were fishermen.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Scary thing is, everyone thinks the Age of Aquarius means some kind of Utopian age. The only place a container carrying fluid is anywhere mentioned in the Book of Revelation is in the 7 bowls of Judgement...

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Huh. I memba once on this place, on an astrology thread some anon came up with the typical question of "isn't aquarius a water sign, why is it air?" And anon replied it's cause aquarius is the sky that pours over the waters of whatever

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Technically, it's because the Myth of Aquarius states that Zeus got horny one day and saw a femboy named Ganymede, and because Hebe, the goddess who usually filled the god's cups was retiring and getting married to Heracles anyways, Zeus became an eagle (the constellation Scorpio) and abducted Ganymede to be his "personal assistant". I guess the air thing comes from the being "taken away in the clouds", and could be read as a fricked up corruption of Jesus taking the church away in the rapture/second coming.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No he wasn't, dummy. No-one actually knows his birthday.

      Jesus was THE pisces

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did Easter and Christmas get mixed up at some point?

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is capricorn suppose to be jesus' tomb? Also feel like they cheaped out on jesus moments in that wheel if only 3 are different and 2 zodiacs share the same crucifixion.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    revelations is by far the most astrological book. sadly i still can't decipher its true intentions
    also the gospels r the 4 fixed signs
    oh n of course the 12 tribes, 12 apostles...
    n i believe jesus himself isnt bound to the zodiac hes a symbol of the entity the signs bow to

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember one of daniel's dreams talked about a ram and a goat fighting or something. And i've always read people saying revelations is talking about virgo and leo as mary and jesus

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